Dinosaurs, Romans, Alternate Universes and Maasai Vikings. Why hasn’t Michael Bay optioned ‘Stormchild’?

Disclaimer: Stormchild is a novel I wrote several years ago, which stormed to the bottom of the charts faster than Obama’s approval rankings.Let’s be brutally honest, it missed the charts entirely.

Stormchild by Terry Webb

Stormchild by Terry Webb

Not that it isn’t a good read. I may be biased… correction, I am biased, but I’m still kinda proud of Stormchild. It’s a fantasy set in an alternate universe featuring a melange of escapees from various time periods in our own world. Take all of history, slam it into a Nutribullet and blend.

So why hasn’t Stormchild made it to Hollywood? So-so writing, half baked love story, exposition, big staged battles, dinosaurs, Romans and Maasii Vikings? There’s even a scene which involves skinning someone alive.

What more could you want Michael? Or M. Knight? Guillermo? Richard? Steven? George? Ed Wood? Anyone…

 

Buy Stormchild today on Amazon and make up your own mind. No, really. I’d like to make enough for a coffee and cake.